RIP Purple Shirt Guy

Greenie 4/30/2016 11:12 AM

Story of the night in the NBA last night wasn’t the Clippers continuing to be cursed, it wasn’t Tornoto proving how big of frauds they are, no, story of the night was we saw a murder last night. Dwyane Wade murdered this poor bastard.

There is just so much that’s perfect about Purple Shirt Guy. The bandana, the free backpack we all got from our student rec center in college as an attempt to get us to go to the gym, the purple shirt, the fact that absolutely NOBODY else is standing because Wade just ripped their hearts out. The fact that Wade acknowledged him. It’s what I would call the perfect storm.

The only problem, he poked the bear, and DWade shoved his dick right down the guys throat. It’s almost impossible to get pwned more than this guy did. Much like you, I absolutely despise the Miami Heat, I think they stink, but even someone as filled as hate as I am can appreciate what Wade did here. No better feeling then just stomping on a crowds hopes and dreams. The turnaround against Courtney Lee was pure basketball porn.  

As fate would have it, this guy has a past doing this stunt. Here he is against Durant

For those those who appreciate basketball history, last night was this generation’s Reggie Miller/Spike Lee moment.

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